Yes. You Hate Soccer. Now Shut the Hell Up

Seriously, we get the point. Soccer is for pussies. It's boring. No one scores. The players dive like skinny ballerinas. Must you remind us every single day time a soccer match comes on tv? Here's a newsflash: Most people in the world love association football. To some, it's life. National pride, family honor, and pure humanity can ride on the outcome of a match and, if you don't get that or don't want to feel the same, fine. Reminding of this on every single damn soccer-related entity makes you look petty, futile, and obviously dealing with massive narcissism. Just shut up, drink your beer, watch your American football, and leave us soccer fans alone.